What a way with words

I like to read a Web site called LAObserved.
Basically the guy picks up on stories and issues about media and politics in the L.A. area and puts them in one easy to use place.
And every once in a while the comments he makes on something just make me laugh.
Like this one:
Heidi Klum tries to appear charmed at the gift of pumpkin bread from Councilman Tom LaBonge, but most of the Victoria's Secret Angels seem — let's call it wary. Perhaps doubtful. I recognize the look. My wife wouldn't touch the stuff either the time LaBonge laid a loaf on us.

"... laid a loaf on us." Classic.