A royal flush

I just got done editing a wire story about the new popularity of bidets and bidet toilet seats.

There were two uses of "down there," one "private bits," a quote from a man names Jonas Wiener, one use of "pooh-poohed" as a verb and this:

---Unsurprisingly, traditional bidets only found their way into the homes of the rich and famous, anxious to showcase their worldliness and ability to potty like rock stars.---

Yeah. I love working in features.